- You: you smell nice.
- Me: thanks it's the weed.
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this
are you trying to say christopher columbus had sex with a llama
"dude why is your skyrim character a khajiit girl? you wanna fuck a cat?"
"the REAL question is, why is your character a human dude? you wanna fuck a human dude? youre gay? dude youre gay? full on gay? you like boys?"
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have